they sure actively refuse to make basketball shorts like they used to

my lesbian experience with a little extra schmear on that lox

get scared of the funniest thing you can think of NOW

Dear Doctor Chambers. H- cute. Uh. Pretty sure this is the first time I’m writing or calling i-in to your show, or at least I hope so, because before now I’ve only had… had ‘funny pages for simpletons’ sorts of things going on. Y- ye- wow, th- what the- th- th-the, h- he- g- fuck are you talking about, man.

QUEL EST LE PRIVILÈGE DES MORTS?

NE PLUS MOURIR.